How to Look Busy While Doing Absolutely Nothing - The Office Survival Manual for Mastering Fake Hustle

Ever wondered how some people climb the ladder by doing… nothing?
This satirical manual reveals the lost art of looking indispensable while producing next to zero.

Inside, you’ll discover:

• The props and rituals that make you look in-demand.

• How to master office illusions (speed-walking, squinting, printer pilgrimages).

• Remote work tricks that make Slack, Zoom, and email your camouflage.

• Buzzwords and excuses so strong they can shield you from real tasks.

• Micromanager survival tactics that keep you in control.

Packed with wit, fake frameworks, and painfully accurate office satire, this book is the ultimate survival guide for anyone who wants to master the optics of productivity without breaking a sweat.

It’s not about working harder. It’s about working smarter—at working less.